There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
