this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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