Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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