We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just pee around me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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