Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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