Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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