so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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