sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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