Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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