new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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