The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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