Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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