ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I will pee on everything he values.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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