So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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