also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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