He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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