Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am available for nakedness
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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