i jhust puked up my retainher.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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