is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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