pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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