If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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