i permit you to call me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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