like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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