This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Randomize
