so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
