you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
