I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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