he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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