white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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