so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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