it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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