pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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