So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
