i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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