I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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