Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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