do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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