I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
