How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
