what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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