i don't like sucking hair
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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