There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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