i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
So here I am, sexting at work.
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