just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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