THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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