Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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