Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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