I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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