Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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