I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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