Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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