in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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