belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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